Every Week Julian Mince offers you a new recipe on this page.
This Week learn how to make Julian's Coq au Vin
(Pronounced Cock ‘o’ Van).
First of all you must obtain a Cock and a Van. I already have a Cock and I found an old Ford Transit on Ebay for £200.
So what you do is get the Chicken and cut its head off. Then peel some garlics and shove them right up the Chicken’s Arse, (If You Hate Chicken’s You will enjoy doing this).
Now get a bottle of red wine, About Half a bottle should do (You can get Half Pissed on the other Half)
Pour the Wine over the Chicken, Shove it in the oven and wait about an hour or two.
Remove from the Oven, Place on a plate and Sit in Van and Eat. Enjoy!.
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